I AM RUSHING AS FAST AS I CAN. (CHARTING IN PROGRESS)
For the med-surg heroes, the floor nurses, and every healthcare worker drowning under a mountain of compliance clicks and endless computer charting, The Med-Surg Sloth Heavy Tee delivers the ultimate shift survival humor. This design showcases a glazed-eyed, slow-moving sloth nurse pecking away at a vintage desktop keyboard, surrounded by towering medical files inside a classic 90s corporate parody badge.
Forget about those tight-cut, flimsy fashion shirts that shrink to a doll size after your first shift. This tee is forged from premium, heavyweight cotton with an uncompromising relaxed fit—giving you all the shoulder and back room you need to stretch out, reach, and crush your charting without restrictions.
Why It’s Built Better:
• Relatable Healthcare Satire: Bold, distressed mechanical text reading "I AM RUSHING AS FAST AS I CAN / (CHARTING IN PROGRESS)" baked cleanly directly into the badge borders.
• High-Visibility Contrast: Sharp vector line-work paired with flat vintage burgundy, cream, and retro teal accents that pop perfectly off a solid dark fabric.
• Built for Real Grinds: Crafted with a comfortable, generous profile designed specifically to prevent pulling across your frame while you work your 12-hour shift.
• Top-Loader Proof: High-quality direct-to-garment (DTG) printing engineered to survive heavy top-loader washing machine abuse week after week without cracking or peeling.
Hold your line and take your time. Secure your size today and double up your shift setup—get 15% off automatically at checkout when you bundle any two or more items!
